The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the power of fart helium

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!