The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

to do nothing

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power of fart helium

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to become black!

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to open doors that are already open

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to smell water.

to be shitty

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!