The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power of fart helium

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to become black!

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!