- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to change your weight

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers