The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!