- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power of night-blindness.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The ability to die on command.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers