- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to become black!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to die on command.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

Pointless Super Powers