The power to be stupid reading this.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!