The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to die.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to do nothing

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!