To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!