- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to be 6% fireproof

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

Pointless Super Powers