The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!