- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to elect George W Bush.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to speak with death people..

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!