Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become yourself

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!