- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to speak with death people..

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to make yourself deaf.

the power to do two suicide bombings

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

Power to not have any power.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to urinate in mouth.

X ray vision on chairs

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

Pointless Super Powers