The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power... to read this

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Nipple Radar.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!