- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

Pointless Super Powers