The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Third armpit.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!