- Pointless Super Powers

The power to troll.

The power to science.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to forget what your superpower is

the power to fax people with your mind

levi Hahne is gay

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to beathe

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to not have super powers...

The power to look like yourself

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to fart out of your hands.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The ability to turn cement into pudding

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!