- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power that will grant you no power.

Every time you clap some one dies

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power of dying whenever you want.

Pointless Super Powers