The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power of being pointless

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to not do it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!