The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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to do nothing

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!