The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Having the power to stand still

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!