The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!