The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!