The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!