The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!