- Pointless Super Powers

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

+102

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

+102

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

+98

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

+96

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

+90

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

+90

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

+86

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The ability to become shit forever.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the ability to manually control your breathing

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to turn water into wine.

to spelle caretly

The power to bleed anally at will