The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!