The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!