- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

done something sexual with some type of food?

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power of dying whenever you want.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

Pointless Super Powers