- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power of night-blindness.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Being alive (until you die).

The ability to die on command.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

Pointless Super Powers