The power to fly but only in your room

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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to die when you are happy

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!