The ability to die on command.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!