- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to herd cats

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to grab a cats face

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

Pointless Super Powers