The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!