The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to see the present

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Liam Brudenell

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!