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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht
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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.
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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS
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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump
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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone
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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.
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The power of christ ;)
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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.
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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.
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The ability to crap out acid once every month.
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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you
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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.
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The power to have anything you want that is free.
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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time
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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.
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The power to teleport through open doors.
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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.
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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.
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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!