The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to see through windows

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

thumb_up thumb_down +101

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to see other peoples dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to make food shrimp.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to eat with your butt

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to find children extremely attractive

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The Power to fart glitter

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!