The power to turn any object into food

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!