- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to read this.

The power to jizz mango chutney

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers