- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Liam Brudenell

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

Pointless Super Powers