The power to be french.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!