The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!