- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to be french.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to turn toast back into bread

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

Being alive (until you die).

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to die on command.

Pointless Super Powers