The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to read this.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!