- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to see through anything except air.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to see white objects in off white.

Pointless Super Powers