- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to run Crysis.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

Pointless Super Powers