The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to drown on land.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!