- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers