- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

kabloooeeey!!!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to see through windows

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to smell like body odor at will

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Being alive (until you die).

Pointless Super Powers