The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!