The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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swear words -jesse

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to freeze ice

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to become black!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!