- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to display emotions at will

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to know where the beef is

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

the ability to type slower.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to see through anything except air.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

Pointless Super Powers