The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!