The power to have hindsight.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!